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Product Description
'Classic Classroom Clangers' is a hilarious collection of hundreds of true, side-splitting anecdotes from the world of education.There are the bloopers made by pupils in exams:'The first thing a doctor has to do when a baby is born is to cut the biblical cord.'And the gaffes of teachers:'Whenever I open my mouth some fool speaks.'There are the letters from tender parents:'I am asking you not to use corporal punishment on George. We never do except in self-defence.'As well as the proclamations of nursery tots:'All things bright and beautiful, all Teachers great and small.'All will have you rolling in the corridors with laughter.
A hilarious collection of howlers and gaffes from the world of education.
SCIENCE
Vacuum: a large empty space where the Pope lives
Germinate: to become a naturalised German
NATURE STUDY
Fish swim about in shawls
HISTORY
Q: With what do you connect the name Baden-Powell?
A: With a hyphen
THE NOTICE BOARD
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All of our books are second hand, and while you may not get the exact copy shown in the picture, all of our books are in very good condition. Removing stickers from a book may damage it, so we refrain from doing so. If you see a price sticker on a book, please ignore it.
